Just Die Already is an open-world chaos game
for seniors, created by the creators of Goat Simulator. You are a retired senior citizen in a near future where people don't have children. There's no one to pay your pensions due to this ungrateful generation who prefers playing video games to doing actual work. With no one to cover your living expenses, you—like all the other senior citizens in this world—have no choice but to survive on your own. How will you survive in a world that wants you to die already? To make matters worse, you've just been evicted from your retirement home, and your only option now is to perform dangerous challenges and explore the world to earn Retirement Tickets to qualify for free retirement care. So, with society wishing you dead, isn't it finally time to live a little? Free PVP Modes Post-Launch – Available Now! Give the senior generation what they deserve by making them fight for their lives! Compete against your other elderly friends with this new free PvP update. Play in 4 new arenas, customize your game modes, and start tearing each other's limbs off. Get your nipples ready in your old pants, the Elderly Chaos Contest is on! Key Features: Be old, be bold. You can be an old person. Angry, fragile, poor, and hate the world: the dream you didn't know you had until now. Finally, you've found something in common with your grandparents. Break a leg... Break a neck. Discover the joys of being old and made of glass. Anything can break you, and you can break everything you own. Don't try this at your (retirement home) home. Complete dangerous challenges you'd never attempt at home and answer existential questions like: Can you launch yourself from a catapult and land on someone? Or, can you survive after losing your head, then grab it and hit someone with it? One mission: retirement! Get rewards by completing dangerous challenges. Your goal? Qualify for a proper retirement home. It makes perfect sense. Tip: Try to stay in one piece so you can finally enjoy it... Open-world multiplayer. Play alone, or with up to 4 players in online multiplayer. Complete challenges together, or just cause mayhem and tear your friends' limbs off! Be old. Twice. You can be an old person. So good we said it twice. Limitless Interaction. Pick up and interact with a very wide range of objects. Everything from giant salmon, trampolines, weapons, electrical wires, and fireworks, just to name a few. Bazookas, axes, trombones, air horns, and jetpacks, to name a few. Yes, they can all be used to hurt and injure others. Embrace your old generation. Unleash mayhem on millennials and zoomers (we forgot Gen X, like everyone else). NPCs react differently depending on their age—some will laugh and applaud when others are hurt, while others will run away in terror. The game can be as crazy as you want. The city is packed with detailed environments, loaded with secrets and hidden paths, that encourage detailed exploration and quirky experimentation to really see it all. Old. Person. Well, that's the last time, we promise.
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for seniors, created by the creators of Goat Simulator. You are a retired senior citizen in a near future where people don't have children. There's no one to pay your pensions due to this ungrateful generation who prefers playing video games to doing actual work. With no one to cover your living expenses, you—like all the other senior citizens in this world—have no choice but to survive on your own. How will you survive in a world that wants you to die already? To make matters worse, you've just been evicted from your retirement home, and your only option now is to perform dangerous challenges and explore the world to earn Retirement Tickets to qualify for free retirement care. So, with society wishing you dead, isn't it finally time to live a little? Free PVP Modes Post-Launch – Available Now! Give the senior generation what they deserve by making them fight for their lives! Compete against your other elderly friends with this new free PvP update. Play in 4 new arenas, customize your game modes, and start tearing each other's limbs off. Get your nipples ready in your old pants, the Elderly Chaos Contest is on! Key Features: Be old, be bold. You can be an old person. Angry, fragile, poor, and hate the world: the dream you didn't know you had until now. Finally, you've found something in common with your grandparents. Break a leg... Break a neck. Discover the joys of being old and made of glass. Anything can break you, and you can break everything you own. Don't try this at your (retirement home) home. Complete dangerous challenges you'd never attempt at home and answer existential questions like: Can you launch yourself from a catapult and land on someone? Or, can you survive after losing your head, then grab it and hit someone with it? One mission: retirement! Get rewards by completing dangerous challenges. Your goal? Qualify for a proper retirement home. It makes perfect sense. Tip: Try to stay in one piece so you can finally enjoy it... Open-world multiplayer. Play alone, or with up to 4 players in online multiplayer. Complete challenges together, or just cause mayhem and tear your friends' limbs off! Be old. Twice. You can be an old person. So good we said it twice. Limitless Interaction. Pick up and interact with a very wide range of objects. Everything from giant salmon, trampolines, weapons, electrical wires, and fireworks, just to name a few. Bazookas, axes, trombones, air horns, and jetpacks, to name a few. Yes, they can all be used to hurt and injure others. Embrace your old generation. Unleash mayhem on millennials and zoomers (we forgot Gen X, like everyone else). NPCs react differently depending on their age—some will laugh and applaud when others are hurt, while others will run away in terror. The game can be as crazy as you want. The city is packed with detailed environments, loaded with secrets and hidden paths, that encourage detailed exploration and quirky experimentation to really see it all. Old. Person. Well, that's the last time, we promise.
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Update 1.04 (Fix 5.05/6.72/7.xx): Let's Go – Mediafire – 1File
Password: DLPSGAME.COM
Audio: English
Screen Languages: Chinese (Simplified), English, French (France), German, Japanese, Korean, Polish, Portuguese (Brazil), Russian, Spanish
CUSA14630 – US
Game: Let's Go – Mediafire – 1File
Update 1.04: Let's Go – Mediafire – 1File
Update 1.04 (Fix 5.05/6.72/7.xx): Let's Go – Mediafire – 1File
Password: DLPSGAME.COM
Audio: English
Screen Languages: Chinese (Simplified), English, French (France), German, Japanese, Korean, Polish, Portuguese (Brazil), Russian, Spanish
